Hey, I'm Alli :) I love all of the joys in life like animals, smiles, jokes, rainbows, spring, movies, She's The Man, glitter, fashion, the color blue, tie-dye, dreams, halloween, Josh Hutcherson, friends, family, lights, photography, fall, food, jewelry, quotes, Pretty Little Liars, mysteries, books, fuzzy slippers, summer, the beach, hope, magic, hot chocolate, fireplaces, paint, winter, vintage, sparkles, and YOU!

I will mostly reblog stuff I like and makes me laugh.

I have another Tumblr, http://oheyitsallison.tumbr.com/

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mako-of-the-fireferrets:

scifi1694:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

JESUS CRUST

JAM IT.

mako-of-the-fireferrets:

scifi1694:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

JESUS CRUST

JAM IT.

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When somebody tells me "Don't look":

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every single time…

Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following

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lebuttsbutts:

After joining Tumblr i’m pretty sure my sanity has gone down 50% but my sass has gone up 50% so I think that levels it out.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic


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prettylittleliarsxxxx:

^^^ That is how I feel when TuesdAy’s are over. 

prettylittleliarsxxxx:

^^^ That is how I feel when TuesdAy’s are over. 


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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

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madeagoestohell:

please dont be that person who tries to tell me what hot dogs are made of while im eating one

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Reblog if you laugh at HILARIOUS Tumblr posts alone in your room like an idiot.

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